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Films yet to be released......

Few of you might realize that Pinkie is a well known director and actress. Okay, so she is only well known to those such as JAAM, Phartman, Dadio, Rizzo, etc. But, she would like to share a list of films she has helped produce. You might see them someday in a theater near you.....

Channel 24 and 1/2 News Cast
Anchor woman-Pinkie
Anchor man- Phartman
Drunken weather person- Sunny
Crocodile Hunter and Sportscaster- Rizzo
 
The storyline- A comedy news cast filmed in locations around Southern California; Channel 24 and 1/2 News includes weather, sports, major news stories, book talk, and special segments. The news is complete with info-mercials by Jim Bob (Pinkie) and the pottery person (Sunny)
 
The Drifter
Nia Vegas-Pinkie
Detective Karen Mosley- Rizzo
Officer Fitzgerald- Sunny
The Drifter- Phartman
 
The storyline- A spoof horror film gone wrong about a "Drifter" that calls his victims for months until he kills them. Nia Vegas (Pinkie) is the next victim, but Officer Fitzgerald (Sunny) and Detective Mosley (Rizzo) try to stop the madman.....and end up on his list. Too bad the Drifter has trouble with gates, and the camera people don't know when to cut!!!
 
Sally Lake Jones
Tania- Sunny
Batina- Rizzo
Moon Unit- Pinkie
Sally Lake Jones- Phartman
Sergeant Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob Jean (but you can call him Cathy, he likes that!)- Phartman
 
The storyline- A spoof on Sally, Ricki Lake, and Jenny Jones where Phartman's acting skills will blown you away!! Taina (Sunny) brings her two troubled  daughters, Batina (Rizzo) and Moon Unit (Pinkie), onto Sally's (Phartman's) show to straighten them out!! Sally tries to lay down the rules by sticking Sergeant Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob Jean on the two girls. (Remember to call him Cathy, he likes that.)  Batina the diva gives a "live" performance with guest dancer Sally that will crack you up. And Moon Unit, the deep dramaqueen/artist will tell you to stop the war. The real kicker........Sally is a GUY!!!!
 
Blubber Bay
Narrator- Pinkie
Artists/Creators- Pinkie and Phartman
Music Director- Phartman
 
Blubber Bay is a cartoon in which 4 people die for various reasons, including rocks, karate, lightening bolts, and smoke inhalation. Lucy, Stan, Blubber Bay, Blub, and Cigarette Dude are the main characters. Except they all die. Except Cigarette Dude. Except this is an anti-smoking commercial. Except that it doesn't make sense. Except that I've used except 6 times now. Enjoy!!!
 
The Curse of Senor Bonsall Lynne Montoya Mitsubishi Basil de El Carro con Jamon
Animator/narrator/director- Pinkie
Weird So-Called Assistant- Phartman
 
A Cartoon spoof on The Mummy with a weird twist. A blue Kirby-like creature goes to Egypt for no apparent reason, gets attacked by mummies, does karate, reads a book, finds treasure, and comes face to face with one of Santa's evil reindeer! The moral of the story: Either be on Santa's good list....or carry a shotgun!!!
 
Preview of The Stalker Next Door
Screaming people- Fenchurch and Pinkie
Hand w/ knife, stalker- Phartman
Narrator- Dadio
Art Director- Pinkie
 
A preview of a yet to be filmed full length feature, this commercial includes creepy footsteps and plenty of dubbed screams! The secret is that the entire preview was filmed in the bathroom, the only dark place in the house! ......I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU......!
 
Time Machine
Dancers- Sunny, other peoplez in her PE class
Camera person- Pinkie
Editor- Sunny's "Uncle"
Director- Mrs. D, Sunny, and Pinkie
Choreography- Sunny, other peoplez in her PE class
 
This is the first professional-ish looking production Pinkie has been involved in!  The only reason it looks professional ,of course, is that Sunny's "uncle" is a videographer. Well that explains it! It is a story of four girls who use a magic time-traveling car to get to different eras where they dance. Ta-da! This was a dance PE project, by the way...

Cut! I said cut.....great, umm, that's gonna look good.......