"Good bye. I am leaving because I am bored."
-George Saunders, last words
"My life is like an apricot: warm and fuzzy on the outside with a big pit in the middle!"
-quote created by JAM of JAAM
"Kilroy was here!"
-World War II fad
"A mouse may live in a cookie jar, but that does not necessarily make it a cookie."
-Papa ten Boom
"Embrace your dorkdom, or rail against it. The choice is yours."
-Brendan
"This is beginning to be like the house of the Three Bears. It sits on our chairs, it sleeps
on our beds, and now it is about to eat my porridge."
-Amelia Peabody
"Simple things please simple minds."
-Box Boy
"But what is sauce for the goose is sauce for -er- another goose."
-Emerson
"The grass is always greener on the sunny side of the gofer hole."
-Jackie Chan
"Profanity is a tool of the ignorant!"
-Pinkie's great-grandmother
