You are walking on Hollywood Blvd. then you stop in your tracks. Weird noises
and images pop into your head. You hear a huge sound. Then a stinky smell goes all around you. You have entered the Phartman
Zone.
You wake up to see a few strange web adressess
Bone Chillin'
Story of the Week
Paul and Elizabeth layed on the couch watching the NBC news. The anchor man
came on. "The convicted felon Xavier Ferguson has escaped from Los Angeles Aslyum about three hours ago. He is a mastermind
murder with a mental condition. The Los Angeles Police Department need your help with catching the felon. Look for a six foot
man that weighs about one hundred-seventy pounds. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He drives a 1997 Toyota Camry. It is gray
with gray interior. We will keep you updated."
Paul and Elizabeth stared at each. the door bell rang. Paul looked out the
window. A gray Camry was parked outside. It had a Pizza Hut sign at the top. Paul opened the door. A man stared at him with
his brown eyes. He said "Hello I'm Xavier, your pizza's here."
To
Be Continued......
Paul grabbed the pizza and shut the door. He screamed to Elizabeth, "Let's get outta here!" They
ran out the back door and jumped into his Toyota Supra. Xavier walked up to them and said, "Where's my tip?!!" He then slammed
the pizza in Paul's face. Paul leaped from the car and ran around screaming, "Hot. HOT! OW!" Elizabeth grabs a water gun and
squirts Xavier in the face! Xavier cried, "Black Hawk down!! Black Hawk down!" The Supra blows up for no reason....and a bucket
of water flies from the Pirates of the Carribian at Disneyland and falls on Xavier. "I'm melting! I'M MELTING!" Xavier melts
away. Suddendly Paul floats through the air and shouts, "I'm your fairy Godmother...and I will give you one wish!" Elizabeth
says, "I wish I were home!"
"My dear, just tap your heels together three times and repeat after me: the government, no wait,
when you wish upon a blimp, no wait, PANCAKES! PANCAKES! PANCAKES!"
Elizabeth awoke the next morning at IHOP with a black scottie dog in her lap. "Totto!"
Her long journey through her brand new virtual reality Playstation game was over!
The End
You know that sometimes scary things happen for no reason.Well, this is one
of those times.
A REALLY Short story
A monster popped out of the closet. "AAH!" screamed Josie. So, Josie ate the monster.
The End
Lost in Markleeville!!!!
The Toyota Supra roared in to Markleeville, California. Out came the most
attractive, coolest, and toughest man ever. PHARTMAN!!! He locked his car and walked into the bar. One Cherry Pepsi, up, dry,
shaken, not stirred. After drinking his Pepsi, Phartman walked into the only public restroom in town. Then everything went
black, and Chris Rock said "You have entered the ENVIROMENTALIST ZONE!!!!!" In a world where everyone drives Toyota Hybrids,
eats no animal products, and ACTUALLY cares about the OZONE LAYER!!!!!" "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" screamed Phartman. Then
he woke up. "It was just a dream...." Phartman said as he looked out the window of the MARKLEEVILLE hotel. "Or was it?!"
The
End
Phartman vs. The Three Fingered Dwarf
It was a casual day in Bel-Air, where Phartman lived, But then M called. "Agent 00000000000p, we have a situation, 007
called and he has a cold, so he can't finish the mission."
"That's to bad, bye!"
"Phartman, we need you to finish the mission."
"You wan't me to catch Bob Joe, the master of blending in? Come on, there are so many three fingered dwarf walking around."
" Good Bye 00000000000p."
Phartman got into his Aston Martin Vanquish and sped up. He drove to Bob Joe's bar. He entered.
" I'll take a Cherry Pepsi, no ice, up, dry, shaken, not stirred."
Bob Joe grabbed the Pepsi with his three fingers. He spoke up.
" What's your name?"
" The name's Man, Phartman."
Bob Joe smashed the Pepsi on Phartman's head. Phartman jumped over the counter and kicked him in the mouth. The battle
raged on. Just then a man wearing a Tuxedo walked in. He shot them with tranqulizers. He said,
" The name's Bond, James Bond and that's the last time I eat sushi at a gas station.
The End
