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So here the story. Pinkie wanted to make a snowman. Phartman is not artistic in any way. Phartman shovels snow, Pinkie
mans snowman. But Phartman can't find snow....brings ice. Ice bad. Snowman very short. Me Tarzan. (okay, that's not it.) Anyway,
the snowman was converted into a snow penguin with the use of an icicle and some nuts that were at one time located in
Johnny-Boy's condo.
But, fate had it in for the snow penguin. Mum was possessed by the ghost of the Lord of the Flies, and her inner-evilness
prevailed. She jumped on the penguin's head. But, thanks to Phartman's ice pile, she could not crush the penguin's body. In
fact, Pinkie could balance herself on top of the penguin's remains! From this day on, Johnny-Boy's parking spot will be known
as: The Land of the Undying Ice Penguin.
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